MadCarter's

🧦 every second different 🤸🏽

apparently there was a 'kevin guy'
Basically this is the local home page I made decades ago that I have kept and randomly, infrequently modified. I cleaned it up a little, I mean, it was tables, whipped-out in notepad, but, I'm gonna just let's see where this goes. Also, no reason at all for you to be here. Really, it will be aimless for a while.

Fix your web browser real quick (ly)

It's probably not the tag in your shirt that's tickling the back of your neck...

On essential oils ⇒ dab on a hot lightbulb pre/post some stank. Either that or you can spray a can of poison because the bag of whatever they made in a lab that you just woofed down is why, well, there is no room in the world for cheetos doritos and self-respect. Eat an éclair or an apple one time you dookie bastid.

band mix best today

This is pretty for no reason

Nothing here makes any sense at all - imma keep randomizing the love

belly dancer

What!?