MadCarters

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Don't Panic - From Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy
MadCarters has been a lot of things since I registered it in '03, it could never make up its mind. Which, is fine, because it's a namesake and since every second is different, who fuk'n cares? Heh. Currently it's the local home page that I made decades ago; whiff . I cleaned it up a little, I mean, it was one table, whipped-out in notepad on NT. So far the site is just colors and a ridiculous jumble of stuff I find hilarious or handy and it might stay that way, I dunno. Most objects have a title if you hover, like "whiff", above. It's cool, whatever .

Fix your web browser real quick (ly)

It's probably not the tag in your shirt that's tickling the back of your neck...

tarantula spider munching on a locust

On essential oils ⇒ dip a q-tip in some and dab it on a hot lightbulb pre/post some stank. You eat gross things and way too much read meat which leads to the aforementioned stank. Eat an apple one time you dookie bastid.

band mix best today

Fractured Fairie Tales

Nothing here makes any sense at all - imma keep randomizing the love

belly dancer

  #!/bin/bash

notify-send -t 3000 -i face-laugh "Dude" "Who even are you?" && sleep 3
feh  -F ~/madcarters/images/drac2.jpg  &
espeak -v mb-en1 "Bitch, I am Dracula"

exit


...things that are funny once (funnier in full screen) ----▶


Also, everything is funny. Everything