MadCarters

🧦 special sauce 🤸🏽

Don't Panic - From Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy
feel my gains. bro - it was a 50/50 shot - image from reddit
Annmarie told me one time that my smile looked like the Cheshire Cat
MadCarters has been a lot of things since I registered it in '03, it could never make up its mind. Which, is fine, because it's a namesake and since every second is different, who fuk'n cares? Heh. Currently it's the local home page that I made decades ago; whiff . I cleaned it up a little, I mean, it was one table, whipped-out in notepad on NT. So far the site is just colors and a ridiculous jumble of stuff I find hilarious or handy and it might stay that way, I dunno. Most objects have a title if you hover, like "whiff", above. It's cool, whatever .

Fix your web browser real quick (ly)

Handy

Minertt

blockchain, maybe

OpenNode paid.co
Kit - contacts
debut
timestack dmail
bitpatreon
lens - my ID Mastodon
BlackHole
forms
madface

Handy


People drive to gyms to walk on treadmills

It's probably not the tag in your shirt that's tickling the back of your neck...

tarantula spider munching on a locust

On essential oils ⇒ dip a q-tip in some and dab it on a hot lightbulb pre/post some stank. You eat gross things and way too much read meat which leads to the aforementioned stank. Eat an apple one time you dookie bastid.

band mix best today

Fractured Fairie Tales

Resources

Random whatnots

Nothing here makes any sense at all - imma keep randomizing the love

belly dancer

Relatable

Watch it Spin Bombardment   Actual
Threads PMI CSS tricks
Stack Overflow discord

Color Wickedness


color picker
color schemes
gradients
color blender FTW
colormind

no fun, yet

Local Stuff

films-nfr
chatroulette
haitian-creole-alphabet-song
Say Hey
High Drama
100 bass line grooves
MastSoc
ai monster, [don't do it]
botlibre
Random Flick

Utility

Oil
Webmin
Server Status
roman-numeral-converter
conversions
Unit Converter
A dvanced B ash S cripting
Munin
FreeDNS

kit, everyday 

  #!/bin/bash

notify-send -t 3000 -i face-laugh "Dude" "Who even are you?" && sleep 3
feh  -F ~/madcarters/images/drac2.jpg  &
espeak -v mb-en1 "Bitch, I am Dracula"

exit


...things that are funny once (funnier in full screen) ----▶


Also, everything is funny. Everything