If our planet were visited by aliens with giant attitudes about sound and culture and made demands of us to offer to them our most celebrated work of music, well, we'd be fuk'd because humans are humans and a melee of stupid would ensue causing said aliens to grow anxious and frustrated which would eventually cause them to blow our planet from existence simply on matters of principal. You know it and I know it; silly childish fukers that we are. And, yes, I know Rick & Morty had an episode, and, yes, everything is yes. But, listen, we're doomed

Unless we played this

and they would leave, tail between their legs

Because those with ears and hearts would argue that this is the best album ever made and I would be among them. In fact, I can't even listen to this masterpiece anymore because anything else I might listen to afterward is lacking and makes me sad. Astral Weeks is magic and humanity is lucky those players decided to make it.