I go into every movie loving it because I love movies and that's the way I treat everything, anyway. Some movies change my mind, though, and present things that I cannot abide, entertainment, or no, some movies just suck; so says I. On this and following haughty pages I review a recently viewed movie because I have a trait called douchebag and will randomly toss my entitled and lacking opinion into the fray because I think it's important enough to share. Bah! what a douche.
👍 A Life Less Ordinary (1997) 👍
Holly Hunter
Quick Synopsis Holly Hunter is in it. It's a grey blustery morning saturday and there I was coming in from a quick smoke, *cough* and as I made my way to my viewing aplomb the movie title spat itself into my mind, there it was, a thing I would probably never watch, in the forefront from nowhere; A life Less Ordinary. Crazy how something > 6° seperated from where you think you're at right now can just - BAM! Be there all up in your face.
In any case, the flick finds 2 angels assigned a reconciliation case with stipulations including a new SOP for the crew going forward. That one angel, Gabriel, has had it up to here with all the divorces and whatnot and he sends our haphazard team out to do something about it, starting with our heros: the entitled wealthy chicasauras that shoots apples offa heads at 20 paces and yearns for something more and our boy, Robert, who gets involved with a kidnapping scheme involving said chicasauras, who, has some experience on the matter. Bob is afraid of everything and soft, but, he's very sweet and honest and entitled wealthy chicasaurases fall for that kind of stuff all the time.
Also, Holly Hunter is in it and Delroy Lindo with his familiar schtick; both as our angels, and Holly Hunter. Fuk me I love her in a *ahem* completely non-cringy way and just find her to be intoxicating. Do you people even watch movies?
In any case, the flick finds 2 angels assigned a reconciliation case with stipulations including a new SOP for the crew going forward. That one angel, Gabriel, has had it up to here with all the divorces and whatnot and he sends our haphazard team out to do something about it, starting with our heros: the entitled wealthy chicasauras that shoots apples offa heads at 20 paces and yearns for something more and our boy, Robert, who gets involved with a kidnapping scheme involving said chicasauras, who, has some experience on the matter. Bob is afraid of everything and soft, but, he's very sweet and honest and entitled wealthy chicasaurases fall for that kind of stuff all the time.
Also, Holly Hunter is in it and Delroy Lindo with his familiar schtick; both as our angels, and Holly Hunter. Fuk me I love her in a *ahem* completely non-cringy way and just find her to be intoxicating. Do you people even watch movies?
| Made me Laugh | |
| Unbelievable | |
| I cared at all - maaaayyybe? | |
| Forgot about life for a while | |
| People Died | |
| (Death and) mayhem, though, because the angels | |
| Post-viewing research for the grokking | |
| Male lead was a crybaby bitch | |
| Kissing, just look at the cover, eesh | |
| Dolly Parton | |
| Family Issues | |
| Misfit children | |
| Aged like Milk | |
| Ridiculous Sexy Times | |
| That one guy and not in a good way | |
| Holly Hunter was in it and, *ahem* check | |
| Land Yachts | |
| Big Hair | |
| Wicked Sets/Locale - meh, but big shots | |
| Romance and it was chaotic | |
| Horrors | |
| Devisive AF | |
| Doors being knocked on | |
| Holly Hunter | |
| Sweet | |
| Rampant gunplay, sigh |
Good or No
Eeeeeeeh, I dunno. I paused it twice to play my bass, so. That may have been because of *points to bowl* or my lack of impulse control, or, because I found the flick boring: been there, man, let's GO! I can see where some folks may have enjoy'd it at its release in '97, but, I turn'd 30 that year and there was just no way. Also, if you can believe it, I was far too cool, then, to have any sort of ridiculous crush on the Amazing and Wonderful Holly Hunter, who, is featured in our review'd film, as luck would have it. Becasue who wouldn't want the epic Holly Hunter to be in a movie they were making at the time, right?
Holly, I mean, I get that there is no chance, ever, that these lame pages would ever reach your eyes, but, if they do, and here you are (giggity), I just wanna say that next week, on the 8th, I'll be making a wicked chili and I'd love it if you could stop by and help me eat it. It's really good. Usually last me 4 days, so, you know, we can find some stuff to do while the succeeding suppers come and just feast like savages, then, with some '60's schwank playing and the cheese almost at room temperature.
Holly, I mean, I get that there is no chance, ever, that these lame pages would ever reach your eyes, but, if they do, and here you are (giggity), I just wanna say that next week, on the 8th, I'll be making a wicked chili and I'd love it if you could stop by and help me eat it. It's really good. Usually last me 4 days, so, you know, we can find some stuff to do while the succeeding suppers come and just feast like savages, then, with some '60's schwank playing and the cheese almost at room temperature.
