MadCarters

🧦 spec sauce 🤸🏽

george c scott - dr. strangelove
Don't Panic - From The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy
feel my gains. bro - it was a 50/50 shot - image from reddit
MadCarters is just some ridiculous random guy's personal collection of nonsense with no trajectory aside from random. This time around I just made a bunch of pages off my old local homepage. No doubt it will change frequently. No ads, no nefarious code, no tracking, no social, no phones. But, we do have: a random movie picker , 2 fabulous recipes , a fabulous Debian/Openbox desktop , whiff, a belly-dancer, movie reviews , random information, and the best song today . Hot damn! Site is constantly evolving from garish to less so with more stuff.

Since MadCarters is personal you may read or see things you don't like. If you pay too much attention imma challenge your sensabilities, no doubt, and it will be your own fault because nothing here matters at all. I use a ton of title tags on objects - hover everything.

For 10 minutes 🤙🏼


Wicked opinionated ➡ Fix your web browser real quick (ly)

Handy

Minertt


blockchain, maybe

OpenNode paid.co
Kit - contacts
debut
timestack dmail
bitpatreon
lens - my ID Mastodon
BlackHole
forms

c'est moi, a la Leo

Front End

It's probably not the tag in your shirt that's tickling the back of your neck...

tarantula spider munching on a locust

On essential oils ⇒ dip a q-tip in some and dab it on a hot lightbulb pre/post some stank. You eat gross things and way too much read meat which leads to the aforementioned stank. Eat an apple one time you dookie bastid.
➡ best today ➡

Rocky & Bullwinkle

Red Beans & Rice, FTW

at least 2 tbsp. bacon fat
16 oz. (bag) dry kidney beans
a pound of andouille
4 cups chicken stock +some more
3 cups water
3/4 cloves chopped garlic
cup each: onion, celery, green pepper
some: salt, thyme, black pepper, sage, cayenne
2 tbsp-ish butter
worcestershire sauce
3 bay leaves
1/2 bundle scallions - chop 'em up later
maybe some ham chunks or bacon, 1/2 cup-ish

Nothing here makes any sense at all - imma keep randomizing the love

belly dancer
I can't look away

Relatable

Watch it Spin
Bombardment
Actual
Threads PMI CSS tricks
Stack Overflow discord

Local Stuff

films-nfr
call me maybe
haitian-creole-alphabet-song
Say Hey
High Drama
100 bass line grooves
MastSoc
ai monster, [don't do it]
botlibre
Random Flick

Utility

Oil
Webmin
Server Status
roman-numeral-converter
conversions
Unit Converter
A dvanced B ash S cripting
Munin
FreeDNS

kit, everyday

  • bash aliases functions
  • OpenBox
    keybinds
    autostart
  • Kitty
  • Sublime_text
  • Firefox betterfox ublock origin
    keepassxc-browser
  • Thunar custom actions
  • lxpanel
  • claws-mail
  • pianobar
  • audacious
  • keepassxc
  • orage
I love you like a fat kid loves cake

You will be dead
soon 🪦 enough
quit posing and be

Uncle Van

 

  #!/bin/bash

notify-send -t 3000 -i face-laugh "Dude" "Who even are you?" && sleep 3
feh  -F ~/madcarters/images/drac2.jpg  &
espeak -v mb-en1 "Bitch, I am Dracula"

exit

...things that are funny once (view full screen) ----▶

MadCarters is some weird site just for the hell of it, because whatever