MadCarter's

🧦 spec sauce 🤸🏽

george c scott - dr. strangelove
Don't Panic - From The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy
feel my gains. bro - it was a 50/50 shot - image from reddit
MadCarter's exists with no trajectory aside from random. I simply made a few pages off my old local homepage one time in Roctober '25. A few months from whenever you're here it might be completely different, or, not. No ads, no nefarious code, no tracking, no social, no phones. But, we do have: a random movie picker, 2 fabulous recipes, with more to come, a fabulous Debian/Openbox desktop, whiff, a belly-dancer, movie reviews , random information nonsense, and the best song today . Hot damn! Site should probably think about evolving from garish to less so with more whatever.

MadCarter's is personal so you may read or see things you don't like. Right on. If you pay too much attention imma challenge your sensabilities, no doubt, and it will be your own fault because nothing here matters at all. I use a ton of title tags. 432 Hz tuned. Also, look, there's no whiz-bang here, but, little suprizes abound in the hovering all over the place. Also, George is definitely judging you. Sit up straight!

For 10 minutes 🤙🏼


Van Morrison live, 1970


Wicked opinionated ➡ Fix your web browser real quick (ly)

Handy

Minertt


blockchain, maybe

OpenNode paid.co
Kit - contacts
debut
timestack dmail
bitpatreon
lens - my ID Mastodon
BlackHole
forms

c'est moi, a la Leo

Front End

It's probably not the tag in your shirt that's tickling the back of your neck...

tarantula spider munching on a locust

On essential oils ⇒ dip a q-tip in some and dab it on a hot lightbulb pre/post some stank. You eat gross things and way too much read meat which leads to the aforementioned stank. Eat an apple one time you dookie bastid.
➡ best today ➡

Rocky & Bullwinkle

Red Beans & Rice, FTW

at least 2 tbsp. bacon fat
16 oz. (bag) dry kidney beans
a pound of andouille
4 cups chicken stock +some more
3 cups water
3/4 cloves chopped gahlic
cup each: onion, celery, green pepper
some: salt, thyme, black pepper, sage, cayenne
2 tbsp-ish butter
worcestershire sauce
3 bay leaves
1/2 bundle scallions - chop 'em up later
maybe some ham chunks or bacon, 1/2 cup-ish

Nothing here makes any sense.

It's fine.

belly dancer
I can't look away

Relatable

Watch it Spin
Bombardment
Actual
Threads PMI CSS tricks
Stack Overflow

Local Stuff

films-nfr
call me maybe
haitian-creole-alphabet-song
Say Hey
High Drama
100 bass line grooves
MastSoc
ai monster, [don't do it]
botlibre
Random Flick

Utility

Oil
Webmin
Server Status
roman-numeral-converter
conversions
Unit Converter
A dvanced B ash S cripting
Munin
FreeDNS

kit, everyday

bash  aliases  functions
OpenBox   keybinds
Kitty
Sublime_text
Firefox betterfox ublock origin
keepassxc-browser
Thunar custom actions
lxpanel
claws-mail
pianobar
audacious
keepassxc
orage

Dr: Don't touch me, I'm a Doctor

Judge: of what

Dr: music

Judge: can you fix a hi-fi?

Dr: no

Judge: then, shut up

 What's up, Doc? 1972

You will be dead
soon 🪦 enough
don't rush

Uncle Van

 

  #!/bin/bash

notify-send -t 3000 -i face-laugh "Dude" "Who even are you?" && sleep 3
feh  -F ~/madcarters/images/drac2.jpg  &
espeak -v mb-en1 "Bitch, I am Dracula"

exit

...things that are funny once (view full screen) ----▶

MadCarter's is just for the hell of it, because whatever