MadCarter's

🧦 spec sauce 🤸🏽

george c scott - dr. strangelove
Don't Panic - From The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy
feel my gains. bro - it was a 50/50 shot - image from reddit
MadCarter's is just some ridiculous personal web site with no trajectory aside from random. I simply made a bunch of pages off my old local homepage. No doubt it will change frequently. No ads, no nefarious code, no tracking, no social, no phones. But, we do have: a random movie picker , 2 (with more to come) fabulous recipes , a fabulous Debian/Openbox desktop , whiff, a belly-dancer, movie reviews , random information nonsense, and the best song today . Hot damn! Site is constantly evolving from garish to less so with more whatever.

Since MadCarter's is personal you may read or see things you don't like. If you pay too much attention imma challenge your sensabilities, no doubt, and it will be your own fault because nothing here matters at all. I use a ton of title tags. 440Hz taste like an analgesic.

For 10 minutes 🤙🏼


Or, Listen to Uncle Van for an hour live from 1970

Wicked opinionated ➡ Fix your web browser real quick (ly)

Handy

Minertt


blockchain, maybe

OpenNode paid.co
Kit - contacts
debut
timestack dmail
bitpatreon
lens - my ID Mastodon
BlackHole
forms

c'est moi, a la Leo

Front End

It's probably not the tag in your shirt that's tickling the back of your neck...

tarantula spider munching on a locust

On essential oils ⇒ dip a q-tip in some and dab it on a hot lightbulb pre/post some stank. You eat gross things and way too much read meat which leads to the aforementioned stank. Eat an apple one time you dookie bastid.
➡ best today ➡

Rocky & Bullwinkle

Red Beans & Rice, FTW

at least 2 tbsp. bacon fat
16 oz. (bag) dry kidney beans
a pound of andouille
4 cups chicken stock +some more
3 cups water
3/4 cloves chopped gahlic
cup each: onion, celery, green pepper
some: salt, thyme, black pepper, sage, cayenne
2 tbsp-ish butter
worcestershire sauce
3 bay leaves
1/2 bundle scallions - chop 'em up later
maybe some ham chunks or bacon, 1/2 cup-ish

Nothing here makes any sense - but, there's a belly dancer, to which Stephanie said: mmnnggg

belly dancer
I can't look away

Relatable

Watch it Spin
Bombardment
Actual
Threads PMI CSS tricks
Stack Overflow discord

Local Stuff

films-nfr
call me maybe
haitian-creole-alphabet-song
Say Hey
High Drama
100 bass line grooves
MastSoc
ai monster, [don't do it]
botlibre
Random Flick

Utility

Oil
Webmin
Server Status
roman-numeral-converter
conversions
Unit Converter
A dvanced B ash S cripting
Munin
FreeDNS

kit, everyday

  • bash aliases functions
  • OpenBox
    keybinds
    autostart
  • Kitty
  • Sublime_text
  • Firefox betterfox ublock origin
    keepassxc-browser
  • Thunar custom actions
  • lxpanel
  • claws-mail
  • pianobar
  • audacious
  • keepassxc
  • orage

Dr: Don't touch me, I'm a Doctor
Judge: of what
Dr: music
Judge: can you fix a hi-fi?
Dr: no
Judge: then, shut up

 What's up, Doc? 1972

You will be dead
soon 🪦 enough
quit posing and be

Uncle Van

 

  #!/bin/bash

notify-send -t 3000 -i face-laugh "Dude" "Who even are you?" && sleep 3
feh  -F ~/madcarters/images/drac2.jpg  &
espeak -v mb-en1 "Bitch, I am Dracula"

exit

...things that are funny once (view full screen) ----▶

MadCarter's is some weird site just for the hell of it, because whatever